Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ?
Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!
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Mum: Why does your little brothe…
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’
My dog likes to sit down each ev…
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.What an intelligent animal!Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
My dog is great at math. Really …
My dog is great at math. Really ?
Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That’s what he’ll answer, nothing!
My dog is a nuisance. He chases …
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
My daughter went to a local Taco…
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.” He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
My dance partner dumped me for m…
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.Why?
Was he a better dancer?
Don’t know, I never met him.
My dad is stupid. He thinks a fj…
My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.
My computer made a funny sound t…
My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.
My computer isn’t that nervous. …
My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.