My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.

My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: “I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?

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