My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
My Mother uses lemon juice for h…
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My mother says I look just like …
My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.
My life selling houses by Con Al…
My life selling houses by Con Allday
My husband’s business is rather …
My husband’s business is rather up-and-down – he makes yo-yos.
My husband and I divorced over r…
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God, and I didn’t.
My horoscope read, “You’re going…
My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn’t read it.
My grandma has so many wrinkles …
My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.
My granddaughter came to spend a…
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, “You mean you can do all that, but you can’t operate my Game Boy?
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My therapist told me the way to …
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
My teacher’s got a pretty face i…
My teacher’s got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.