My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself!
My teacher reminds me of history…
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My teacher reminds me of history…
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !
My teacher loves me – she puts k…
My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.
My sister’s a really bad driver….
My sister’s a really bad driver. What makes you say that?
Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she’s run over.
My sister went on a crash diet.I…
My sister went on a crash diet.Is that why she looks a wreck ?
My sister wanted to marry a man …
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
My sister is so dim she thinks t…
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
My sister fell in love at second…
My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn’t know how rich he was.
My problem is that I keep steali…
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine…and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new video camera.
My parrot lays square eggs but c…
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that?
Ouch!