My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.
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Never before had Sue looked in t…
Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn’t figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn’t. In the box she found 3 eggs and 10 thousand dollars. This seemed very strange so she went to Fred and asked, “Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed?
” He replied, “Well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box.” Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he had only been unfaithful 3 times. “But where did the 10 thousand dollars come from?
” she asked. “Well, every time I got a dozen, I sold it.”
Neighbour: Haven’t I seen you on…
Neighbour: Haven’t I seen you on TV?
Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me?
Neighbour: Off.
Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed…
Ned: What does your Dad sell ?
Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot wate…
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were?
What did you do ?
Ned: I took a bath !
Neck Exercises by G. Rarff…
Neck Exercises by G. Rarff
Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather l…
Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there?
” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”
Name two tennis stars who are fa…
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
Name the pig’s favorite Shakespe…
Name the pig’s favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.
My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by …
My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty