My wife sez that I’m too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I’ll have to beg. I told her I’d be fine. I mean look at all the experience I’ve got.
My wife sez that I’m too extrava…
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My wife rushed into the supermar…
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for theexpress line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned toher.”Excuse me,” she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?
“The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled andsaid, “Not bad.”
My wife asked me to take her to …
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”
My wife asked me “What’s on the …
My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?
” – I said, “Dust!”
My wife and I were watching some…
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wifehired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were infact “cheating” on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that.She said, “Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, butto see if I could find out what she saw in ya.”
Nick: Can you tell me the way to…
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath?
Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
Newsflash: Two criminals have es…
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a …
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.
New camper: I thought you said t…
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
Never Give Up! by Percy Vere…
Never Give Up! by Percy Vere