Policeman: Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn’t going to miss seeing myself on “America’s Most Wanted.”

Policeman: Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

Policeman: Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman: Why were you speeding?

Driver: I didn’t want to be late for my trial.

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.