Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can’t believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mo…
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don’t work.
Q. Have you heard the latest sca…
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal?
A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bu…
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
R. Charged With Battery!
Q. A fireman had two sons. What …
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb
Q. “Why does the Navy put Marine…
Q. “Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?
” A. “Because sheep would be too obvious”
Q. “Why do the commodes in Marin…
Q. “Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?
” A. “So that if the seat falls while they’re drinking, it won’t smack them in the back of the head”
Q) What’s worse than raining buc…
Q) What’s worse than raining buckets?
A) Hailing taxis!
Q) How do you spot a happy motor…
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
A) He’s got bugs on his teeth.
Q . what did the sign on the who…
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?
A: Beat it we are closed