Pupil: The art teacher doesn’t like what I’m making ?
Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
Pupil: Mistakes !
Pupil: The art teacher doesn’t l…
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Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mai…
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter.Pupil: Exactly!
Pupil: My teacher was mad with m…
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn’t know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1….
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A…
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q. How do we know that Job went …
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me.”
Q. How do men exercise on the be…
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. How do men define a “50/50” r…
Q. How do men define a “50/50” relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do blonde brain cells die…
Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fi…
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.