Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel whe…
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Q. How did a blind woman drive h…
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Q. How did a blind girl burn her…
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?
A. Reading the waffle iron
Q. How can you tell if someone i…
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.
Q. How can you tell if a man is …
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper w…
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Q. If you were lost in the woods…
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
Q. If a blonde and a brunette we…
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
Q. How many men does it take to …
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Q. How many line dance instructo…
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!