Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like…
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A. You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his…
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses “windows”.
Q. How does a man show he’s plan…
Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How do you make holy water?A….
Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
Q. How do you know a blonde has …
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
Q. How do you know a blonde has …
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
A.It’s cloged up with paper plates.
Q. How do you get down from an a…
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder?
A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
Q. What did the salt say to the …
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey Baby, what’s SHAKING!
Q. What did the fog say to the l…
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
A. I mist you.