Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
A. “Rough rough”.
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Q. What did the cannibal’s wife …
Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
Q. What did the blonde’s left le…
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. What did the blonde say when …
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
A. “It’s okay Daddy, I’m not hurt.”
Q. What did the bagpiper get on …
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
A. Drool.
Q. What did Snow white say when …
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn’t come back from the photo store?
A. “Some day my prints will come!”
Q. What did one tornado say to t…
Q. What did one tornado say to the other?
A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware)…
Q. What did dela wear?
(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
Q. What creature has the best ap…
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?
A. The spider — It has its own website.
Q. Is it possible to kill a moth…
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.