Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A. Any place without a drive-up window.
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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and O…
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima…
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornad…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and aredneck divorce all have in common?
A. Someone’s going to lose their trailer…
Q. What did the snail say when h…
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee!!!!!
Q. What do you call two line dan…
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you call a woman who …
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. What do you call a one legged…
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. What do you call a line dance…
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
A. An Ocean “Liner”
Q. What do you call a handcuffed…
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.