Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
A. Limp biskit
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
A. Limp biskit
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?
A. Militia Etheridge
Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They Line Down 🙂
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A A milk truck.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.