Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?
“Genius has its limits.”
Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?
“Genius has its limits.”
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?
No, we were never introduced !
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide?
Because it’s too cold out-tide!
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
Do you know the time ?
No, we haven’t met yet !
Do you like surfing the net?
Oh yes, I’ve really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
Do you like my new baby sister ?
The stalk bought her.Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa?
They couldn’t find three wise men!!!