Do you like web jokes?
Yes – they’re e-larious!
Do you like web jokes?
Yes – they’re e-larious!
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
Do you love me?
Of courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon meringue pie !
Do you like your new baby sister?
She’s all right. Do you play with her?
No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?
“”I can’t tell. There are too many wrinkles.”
Do you send e-mails on your home computer?
What’s the point?
I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I’m going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?
I can’t understand it either, because I planted cabbage !
Do you want some help using the Internet, son?
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career?
No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!The ones you put butter on?
Yes!Oh, You’re Crackers!