Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.

Q: What’s the definition of a teenager?

A: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.

Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One’s a phony buck.

Q: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.