Q: What’s the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
Q: What’s the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
A: The car salesman can probably drive!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and McDonald’s?
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It’s difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q: What’s the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A: One’s a glueless kit and the other’s a clueless git!
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.