Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a frogWhat’s wrong with that I think I’m going to croak

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I’m not allowed up on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skin.Why don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a woodworm How boring for you!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a vampire.Necks please!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a spiderWhat a web of lies!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skinWhy don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m GodWhen did this start ?

Well first I created the sun, then the earth