Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisibleWho said that?

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m GodWhen did this start?

Well first I created the sun, then the earth…

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like you’ve got Foot and Mouth disease!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my arm in two places Well don’t go back there again then!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality Well, you’d better both sit down then!

Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!

Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories !

Doctor, Doctor I’m having trouble with my breathing.I’ll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!