Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber bandWhy don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a python You can’t get round me just like that you know!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a mothGet out of the way, your in my light!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog.How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a butterflyWill you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bridgeWhat’s come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?

Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!

Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then!