Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !

Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?

Not really – I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!Certainly, which way did you come in?

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

I never make rash promises!

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?

I never make rash promises !

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here… it hurts, and here… it hurts, and here… and here… What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here… it hurts, and here… it hurts, and here… and here… What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?

Absolutely nothing!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil till I get there