Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?
Pupil : A fight !
Teacher : If you had five apples…
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Teacher : Give me a sentence wit…
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
Teacher : Can’t you retain anyth…
Teacher : Can’t you retain anything in your head overnight ?
Pupil : Of course, I’ve had this cold in my head for two days !
Teacher : Billy, please don’t wh…
Teacher : Billy, please don’t whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but I’m not studying – just whistling !
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jet…
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?
“”The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the flight attendant, “and it took us a while to find a new pilot.”
Teacher : Would you at the back …
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : We’re not passing notes. We’re playing cards !
Teacher : Why are you the only c…
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?
Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn’t have school dinners yesterday !
Teacher : Why are you reading th…
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Teacher : What’s happens to gold…
Teacher : What’s happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It’s stolen !
Teacher : What is the most commo…
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?
Pupil : I don’t knowTeacher: Correct !