Teacher : What is a comet ?

Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?

Pupil: Lassie !

Teacher : What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But you’re reading aloud !Pupil : But I’m not listening !

Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?

Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn’t drunk that yet !

Teacher: Are you good at math?

Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?

Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!

Teacher: Are you good at math ?

Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?

Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math !