Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?

“Sam: “I don’t know.”Teacher: “Bark, Sam, bark.”Sam: “Bow, wow, wow!”

TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

“JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I can’t do it then, I’m nearly ten!

Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?

Pupil: All of them !

Teacher: Didn’t you know the bell had gone?

Fred: I didn’t take it, Miss.

Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?

Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?

Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!