Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn’t exist 100 years ago ?
Pupil: Me !
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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fre…
Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now go on from there.Fred: Jack, Queen, King.
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how …
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how …
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
Teacher: Can anyone give me the …
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !
Teacher: Give me three reasons w…
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see y…
Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !
Teacher: Fred can you find me Au…
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ?
Pupil: Fred did !
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence…
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with “I.” Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say “I am.” Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Don’t forget to check t…
Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.