Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can’t see!

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?

Pupil: Because it can’t sit down !

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan?

Fred: ‘Cuz there’s money in it, sir.

Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ?

Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here!

Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions ?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here !