The big bangby Dina Mite
The big bangby Dina Mite…
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The best way of saving money is …
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
The Best Day Everby Trudy Light…
The Best Day Everby Trudy Light
The bartender asks the guy sitti…
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?
” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.” The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars,” to which the guy replies, “What are you talking about?
I don’t owe you anything for this.”A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, “You know, he’s got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.”The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, “Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don’t ever let me catch you in here again.”The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, “What the heck are you doing in here?
I can’t believe you’ve got the audacity to come back!” The guy says, “What are you talking about?
I’ve never been in this place in my l ife!” The bartender replies, “I’m very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double.”To which the guy replies, “Thank you. Make it a scotch.”
The bartender asks him “What’ll …
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?
“. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars”, to which he replies “What are you talking about?
I don’t owe you anything for this”.A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, “You know, he’s got you there. In the original offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration”. The bartender’s not impressed, but says to the guy, “Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don’t ever let me catch you in here again”.The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, “What the hell are you doing in here?
I can’t believe you’ve got the audacity to come back!”. The guy says “What are you talking about?
I’ve never been in this place in my life”, to which the bartender replies “I’m nvery sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double.”To which the guy replies “Thank you! Make it a scotch.”
The Barber of Seville by Aaron F…
The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor
The Baptist preacher just finish…
The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church. “Good morning, Jonathan,” the preacher said as he reached out to shake Joanthan’s hand. As he was doing do he felt something in the palm of Jonathan’s hand. “What’s this?
” the preacher asked. “Money,” said Jonathan with a big smile on his face, “It’s for you!” “I don’t want to take your money, Jonathan,” the preacher answered. “I want you to have it,” said Jonathan. After a short pause Jonathan continued, “My daddy says you’re the poorest preacher we ever had and I want to help you.”
The banker fell overboard from a…
The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, “Can you float alone?
“”Obviously,” the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a time to talk business.”
The attention span of a computer…
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
The assistant asked the blonde i…
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. “Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”