Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manure?
Will that cure my baldness?
No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you’re bald.
Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?
Why?
Because I’ve been at my computer all day and I’ve got a splitting headache!
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator.Tell her to come in.I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.
Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well.That’s quite enough out of you!
Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well.That’s quite enough out of you !
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a slice of bread. Doctor: You’ve got to stop loafing around.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python.Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer.You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer.My goodness, you’d better come to my surgery right away!I can’t, my power cable won’t reach that far.