Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell!Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking …
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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming …
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do?
Hide the tiddley winks.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming …
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis.Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!…
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m …
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m part of the Internet!Well, you do look a site
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a sm…
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pa…
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I’ll deal with you later.
Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from…
Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I’ll arrange for you to be halfburied.
Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to s…
Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.
Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentr…
Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate, one minute I’m ok, and the next minute, I’m blank!And how long have you had this complaint?
What complaint?