Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange!Have you tried playing squash?
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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps i…
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!
Doctor, doctor, nobody understan…
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?
Doctor, doctor, No one believes …
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, what’s your REAL problem?
Doctor, Doctor, my little brothe…
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he’s a computer.Well bring him in so I can cure him.I can’t, I need to use him to finish my homework.
Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallo…
Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59…
Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.
Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a littl…
Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty.Then you’d better buy a little pig.
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. Wha…
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depres…
Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm