Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed. Oh, I’m all right at night, it’s in the day I have problems.
Doctor, doctor, I’m having diffi…
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Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s d…
Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door! Don’t worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve bee…
Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better?
No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a br…
Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge. What’s come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to…
Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?
Who wants to know?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking …
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that?
I keep getting calls in the night.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking …
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a spoon.Sit there and don’t stir.
Doctor: Have you ever had this b…
Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Doctor: Did you take the patient…
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Doctor: Did you know that there …
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!