Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there wasn’t room for medicine.
Doctor: And did you drink your m…
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Doctor: ‘Your recovery was a mir…
Doctor: ‘Your recovery was a miracle!’ Patient: ‘PRAISE GOD. Now I don’t have to pay you!’
Doctor: “Good news you passed yo…
Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!”Patient: “HUH”
Doctor, I have a ringing in my e…
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.Don’t answer!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose fr…
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?
!Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor, Doctor, with all the exc…
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel…
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You’re too tents.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf th…
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I…
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow.Don’t let people push you around.
Doctor, doctor, people keep tell…
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I’m ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.