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Does running out of a burning ba…

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?

No, only medium rare!

Does killing time damage eternity?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?

No, they do everything on porpoise!

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do?

Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!

Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?

, I haven’t told you whats wrong with me yetDoctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?

Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother?

Archie: Sure did! He hadn’t heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!