There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left?
Nine!
There were ten zebras in the zoo…
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There were four cats in a boat, …
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats !
There were 11 people hanging on …
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.
There was this truck driver who …
There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him.The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees the new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him.The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, “What’s going on?
I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!”The new truck driver responds, “I did take them to the zoo. And I had enough money left over so now we’re going to see a movie.”
There was this man who was in a …
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this ‘unusual’ handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question for this first candidate was, ‘Do you notice anything unusual about me?
‘ The guy s aid, ‘Now that you mention it, you have no ears.’ The man got really upset and threw the guy out. The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question again, ‘Do you notice anything unusual about me?
‘ This guy also noticed, ‘Yes, you have no ears.’ The man was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out. Then he had the third interview.. The third candidate was even better than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, ‘Do you notice anything unusual about me?
‘ The guy replied ‘Yeah, you’re wearing contact lenses.’ Surprised, the man then asked, ‘Wow! That’s quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?
‘ The guy burst out laughing and said, ‘Well, You can’t wear glasses if you d on’t have any ears!’
There was this little kid who ha…
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn’t stop sucking his thumb, he’d get fat.Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, “Ah, ha! I know what you’ve been doing!”
There was this little guy sittin…
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn’t move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.” “No, it’s not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me. “When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. “I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison …”
There was this General-in-traini…
There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?
” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turining point of wordl war 2?
” “Battle of the bulge, sir!” “What’s is the importance of May 12” The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!” The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birhtday”
There were three guys, a Toronto…
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die.Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging. The American was afraid of needles and did’nt want to be hanged. The American chose the electric chair. He sat in the chair and they pulled the switch and nothing happened. The executioner said that if this happens a second time that he could go free. They tried a second time and again nothing happened so they set him free.The guy from Toronto was also afraid of needles and did’nt want to be hanged so he too chose the electric chair. Once again, the chair didn’t work and he was free.Next it was the Newfoundlanders turn to pick how he was to be executed. He said “I’m a fraid of needles, the electric chair won’t work so you’re going to have to hang me”.
There were three guys in an airp…
There were three guys in an airplane. One guy droppeda rock, another dropped a brick, and the last droppeda grenade.When they got back on the ground they were walkingdown the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she wascrying she said “A rock fell from the sky, landed on mycat and now my cat is dead.” The men said they were verysorry to here that and walked away.The next house they came across a little further downthe road there was another woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they walk up to her and asked her whyshe was crying she said “A brick fell from the sky, land-ed on my dog , and now my dog is dead.” The men said they were very sorry to hear that and walked away.The next house they came across a little furtherdown the road there was a man laughing his head off.Wondering what was so funny they went up to ask him.After they asked him he replied, “I bent over to get the news paper this morning , I farted and my whole house blew up!”