Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,”My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn’t say it till he was fifty!”
Dont’ Wake the Babyby Elsie Cries
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?
And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.
Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?
No – but he’s got a ruff idea.
Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
Does this bus stop at the river?
If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!