Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?
…… It’s not because of the film’s content, it’s because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.
Ever wonder why they never show …
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Ever hear the expression “hard d…
Ever hear the expression “hard drinker” ?
Never made much senseto me, drinking’s one of the easiest things in the world to do.
Eulus stood in front of the take…
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?
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English Folk Customsby Morris Da…
English Folk Customsby Morris Dancer
End of the Week by Gladys Friday…
End of the Week by Gladys Friday
Employer: “In this job we need s…
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Father and son standing outside …
Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, “If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us.”
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable …
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch?
PIGLET: Beets me!
Farmer: What would you do if a b…
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?
Mary: I’d pay whatever it charged.
FARMER: Did you sleep well last …
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.