What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?
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What do you call a monster with …
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a monster with …
What do you call a monster with a wooden head?
Edward.
What do you call a nun with a wa…
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?
Sister Matic !
What do you call a neurotic octo…
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
What do you call a parrot when i…
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
Polly unsaturated!
What do you call a nutty dog in …
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling !
What do you call a pickled aardv…
What do you call a pickled aardvark?
A jarredvark!
What do you call a person who fa…
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?
A laplander !
What do you call a pen with no h…
What do you call a pen with no hair ?
A bald point !