What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar!

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.