What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
Crashing boars.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers!
What do you call someone who dances on cars ?
A morris dancer !
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?
Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?
A car-toonist !
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?
Lefty!
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
The Brit Awarts !
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.