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Dr Spook.
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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
The bombshell !
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What do you call the horse than lives next door?
A neighbour!
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What do you call the place where parrots make films?
Pollywood!
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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater ?
Terrified !
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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?
The Y2K deadline !
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah!
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What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?
The scum of the earth !
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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
A phone moan.
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What do you call the Scottish dentist ?
Phil McCavity !