What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pig tail!
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What do you call two rows of cab…
What do you call two rows of cabbages ?
A dual cabbageway !
What do you call two birds in lo…
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call two witches who…
What do you call two witches who share a room?
Broom-mates.
What do you do for a pig with so…
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub him with oinkment.
What do you calll a woman that p…
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?
Cher !
What do you do if a blonde throw…
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run – she is still holding the grenade!
What do you do if King Kong sits…
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!
What do you do if you fiend King…
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
Just don’t monkey with him.
What do you do if you find a bla…
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?
Wait until he’s finished.