What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
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What do you do if your bank acco…
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
Throw the guy out of the house.
What do you do if your boyfriend…
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door.
What do you do if your computer …
What do you do if your computer hums?
Tell it to change its socsks!
What do you do when a Chihuahua …
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
Get a small hankie!
What do you do when a blonde thr…
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
What do you do when two snails h…
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
What do you do with a bachelor w…
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Exchange him.
What do you do with a green mons…
What do you do with a green monster?
Put it in the sun until it ripens!
What do you feed a 600 pound Gor…
What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?
Anything it wants!