What do you do with old cannon balls ?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
What do you do with old cannon b…
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What do you find in a zombie’s v…
What do you find in a zombie’s veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.
What do you get from a cow on th…
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream!
What do you find in an elephants…
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?
Elephantoms !
What do you get from a cowmedian…
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit!
What do you get from a drunk chi…
What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch eggs !
What do you get from a forgetful…
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of amnesia!
What do you get from a short-leg…
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk!
What do you get from an invisibl…
What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evaporated milk!
What do you get from pampered co…
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk!