What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof?
Tired arms!
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof?
Tired arms!
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
Kermit the Fog !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
Star Warts !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?
Hush puppies !
What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A flat mate.