What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
A flat note.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
A flat note.
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?
Infantry !
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?
Dingo Starr !
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !sna
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A hum dinger !
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?
A humburger.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?
Bicycle petals !
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really!
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?
A budgerigrrrrr!