Author Archives: lennart

First boy: My dad saw a horrible…

First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn’t turn a hair! Second boy: I’m not surprised – your dad’s bald!

First boy: Are you having a part…

First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday?

Second boy: No, I’m having a witch do. First boy: What’s a witch do?

Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

First apple: You look down in th…

First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you?

Second apple: Worms, I think.

First cave man to 2nd cave man: …

First cave man to 2nd cave man: “I don’t care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows.”

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles…

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

First Caribou: Which bug does am…

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

First Caribou: Which bug does am…

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

First Caribou: What well-known c…

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

First Caribou: What kind of math…

First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

First Caribou: What do you call …

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.