First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ?

Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?

“Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”