Author Archives: lennart

First Witch: I like your toad. H…

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.

First witch: Here’s a banana if …

First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.

First Spaceman: I’m hungry.Secon…

First Spaceman: I’m hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

FIRST PIGLET: How do you know yo…

FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

First person: Do you know how to…

First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?

Second person: No.First person: Good!

First monster: That pretty girl …

First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you’d better roll them back to her, she might need them.

First Monster: I’m so thirsty my…

First Monster: I’m so thirsty my tongue’s hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!

FIRST MONSTER: I’m going to a pa…

FIRST MONSTER: I’m going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you?

FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.

First monster: I have a hunch. S…

First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.

FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating th…

FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?

SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can’t stand Chinese food.