FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone’s been eaten.
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for din…
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First Kangaroo: What do you call…
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
First Kangaroo: If you were surr…
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell …
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a mo…
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can’t! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I’ll prove it.
First girl: I spend hours in fro…
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity?
Second girl: No, it’s imagination.
First ghoul: You don’t look too …
First ghoul: You don’t look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I’m dead on my feet.
Following a bitter divorce a hus…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”The wife simply sighed and replied, “Yes, dear, I know, but I was inlove and didn’t really notice.”
Flying to Los Angeles from San F…
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the “Fasten Seat Belts” sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one.Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it.”Well,” she explained, “up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend.”In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you do?
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake….
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It’s a bit tough. Flo: That’s strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.